Here is pt 1: https://hexbear.net/post/248033

So my girlfriend came back from her trip with her French Maoist friends. Apparently they trashed the place, failed at some action and disbanded. She closed her Jiang Qing fan page, but started a May 68 one with a Guy Debord fan cam.

I tried to bring up some of the points people suggested but she wouldn't listen and started to call me a "Castroist" instead and telling me to "read Reich". At least it's not "Revisionist" (in a French accent for some reason) anymore.

Later on that day I was trying to get her to help me with house chores but she started to call me a "landlord bastard" (we're renters).

I don't think this is going to work out...

  • Parzivus [any]
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    2 years ago

    This is my favorite series of posts, congratulations on the upgrade :castro-stuff:

  • GaveUp [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    OP please stop, I'm concerned with how many people who can't tell this is a bit

    At this point, you're just gaslighting and manipulating the hexbears

    Also just eat her ass though, solves any and all issues ime

  • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Wear a red beret. Never flush. Stop washing. Accuse them of not adhering to the style of the sans-culottes, but also only claim that the 1871 Communard insurrection was the only true communist revolution and that Maoism is revisionist nonsense.

    • notatrot [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Never flush. Stop washing.

      Oh god, this gives me flashbacks to the time she was an anprim

      • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        The important part is the 1871 insurrection. French Maoists are revisionist posers who would rather support reactionary Catholics in the Vendee than true proletarian Parisians in the streets.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    I don’t think this is going to work out…

    it is esssntial to communism that you continue dating and making these posts. the Party forbids you to break this off

    • notatrot [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I'm hoping that us resolving our problems results in the success of the global proletariat and final end to sectarianism