There was a future out there were we all agreed doing drugs on a bicycle kicks ass but instead we had to go full carbrain and do trickle down drug poltiics on bicycles

My dumb hick mother-in-law to this day thinks she’s fighting the greatest guerrilla war ever over the seatbelt laws. She can’t fathom why I won’t let her ride in my car. Chalks it up to me driving a Beemer and being a snob about it, not her potentially becoming a missile that murders my wife and family.