good luck out there

  • femboi [they/them, she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Need some help comrades, I’m trying to train some raccoons to lure and attack chuds by creating “hamburger traps”, which as you know from the antifa handbook involves leaving some hamburgers on the ground, waiting for the chuds to approach, and then striking. But the raccoons keep eating the hamburgers and biting my ankles. What should I do?

    • Zoift [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Raccoons will never work. What you need to do is set up an air canister that leads to a can full of ticks. When a chud walks by you throw the valve & spray ticks over the target like buckshot.

      Then you release the possums, the spirit animal of all true leftists and Slovenian philosphers.