Serious question

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Arrive in Britain

    Refer to the locals as Welsh, meaning foreigner

    Murder a fuck-tonne of them to steal their land

    The Saxons are the true fathers of English values.

    • FearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      The Picts made sure the Celtic cultures got their revenge on the Saxons, don't worry. They and the Britons who retreated to Wales were a constant pain in the ass for England.

        • FearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          You should do it. The medieval Welsh were excellent archers so much so that before England trained up it's own longbowmen, they hired Welsh longbowmen as their main force of archers. Eventually England had it's own life longbowmen and the need for mercenaries left, but for a time they were England's long rage fighters.

        • FearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          I mean, I don't know, you could say both Scotland and Wales still eventually ended up as English colonial projects, but at the same time people usually revere the Celtic Fringe of britain and talk down England.

          All I all I just like history, I think the user Dolores summed it nicely when they implied that everyone back then was just probably not a very nice person and a lot of bad shit was done to each other.