Rest easy fellow patriots, the Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade will no longer be terrorizing our skies with their $12 pico balloons after being annihilated by our big, beautiful $400,000 sidewinder missiles.

  • Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    If China simply released a few hundred thousand dollars worth of balloons, they could exhaust the entirety of America's air defense munitions.