Damn social anxiety and fear of commitment 
Sleepy couch guy here. I'm very involved with the whole sleepy couch community. The last two people I dated were from sleepy couch meetups. I would not date someone from inside our circle again. Too much drama.
Mostly about pillows.
You're not one of those long pillow people, are you? I hate those people.
I don't own a body pillow but i have tried one and you don't Even know their preferred pronoun so you're objectively wrong.
Pillow and praxis both start with p.
Ipso facto
no that shit is uncomfortable, though I could think of special use cases when you wanna share a pillow.
I prefer something roughly 75% larger than my head as I am a restless sleeper and smaller pillows are easier to adjust.
Wow I know I said that I hated long pillow people, but you know that my mom is one of those people. It's one thing for someone in the family to say, but still she's my mom.
Sometimes people like to put those long pillows better their legs so that their knees don't hit each other.
@the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net Here get in on this action
Dogg a pillow between my knees while on my side was a life altering upgrade for my lower back and hips. Get pillowed today
I want in on this action i have storing feelings about pillows
(Extremely snobby voice) Sleepy couch guy? Please.
I'm an exhausted sofa gremlin. It's ahem a position I worked very hard to reach, I'll have you know.
I remain on a couch, but not so sleepy.
That is a mood I feel, however - boo.
What about a partnered sleepy couch guy? I can offer commitment-free hugs until the end of the month.
