Note that this only appears to be the Pfizer vaccine. Moderna is presumed to be alien-free and just a simple bioweapon.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Injecting my baby with a 2.3mm wide aluminium alien through a 0.41mm needle.

    • Sorath [she/her, it/its]
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      2 years ago

      maybe it's 2.3mm x 0.4mm? There's always a way to salvage a conspiracy theory.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        2 years ago

        Maybe its liquid aluminium and these creatures are just tiny T-1000s like in Terminator.

    • CetaceanPosadist
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      2 years ago

      these needles are obviously much wider than they're telling us

    • iridaniotter [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Refusing to take the vaccine cause you mistakenly think the needles are enormous.