Note that this only appears to be the Pfizer vaccine. Moderna is presumed to be alien-free and just a simple bioweapon.
Americans "try not to show your ass while using the metric system" challenge (difficult)
I'd probably need to bust out one of those super-large Sherlock Holmes style magnifying glasses to get the finer details.
Oh god yes. For something that is supposed to live inside our blood vessels that is orders of magnitude too big. It's like a fruit fly.
Injecting my baby with a 2.3mm wide aluminium alien through a 0.41mm needle.
maybe it's 2.3mm x 0.4mm? There's always a way to salvage a conspiracy theory.
Maybe its liquid aluminium and these creatures are just tiny T-1000s like in Terminator.
Refusing to take the vaccine cause you mistakenly think the needles are enormous.
I was worried this was fake news or misinformation, but I checked and this user has the blue checkmark. All good to go everyone!
Is this kind of stuff a product of Americas slowly collapsing education system or something? I guess this level of derangement was always bubbling under the surface, but these last few years have been wild with how relatively mainstream it's gotten.
The US is a developing country. It's never been a developed country. There are city-states that can be considered developed but stray too far outside of the city limits and it's indistinguishable from peasant villages in [insert any African country regularly used as an example of extreme poverty]. We've got the trucks with guns in them (not quite to technicals yet), there are militias "defending" from the "enemy", extreme state sanctioned violence, and so on. And there is no chance it gets any better without revolution.
I started reading the body without looking at any headings, and I was really hyped to learn about the new life form discovered by scientists. Fuck.
Perpetually behind the curve when it comes to new plotlines to incorporate into their group fantasy, they seem to have just now gotten around to playing Resident Evil 4.
Brb going to lie and say I didn't get vaxed so they give me the Pfizer too.
