Ask God for forgiveness, confess belief in Jesus Christ, and accept him as Lord and Savior. Saying a salvation prayer is the first step in your relationship with God.

Repent and say the following:

Dear Lord, I admit that I am a sinner. I have done many things that don’t please you. I have lived my life for myself only. I am sorry, and I repent. I ask you to forgive me. I believe that you died on the cross for me, to save me. You did what I could not do for myself. I come to you now and ask you to take control of my life; I give it to you. From this day forward, help me to live every day for you and in a way that pleases you. I love you, Lord, and I thank you that I will spend all eternity with you. Amen.

I have also crafted a special prayer to help Stalinists regain favor with god:

Dear Lord, Please forgive my wicked ways. I gave into temptation. I coveted my neighbors possessions. I confess to this sin. I renounce the false religion of communism and condem the false prophet, Karl Marx. Amen.

  • TheOwlReturns [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Dear Jesus: I admit that I am a shidder. I have eaten many things that cause grease poo. I have shidded my doodoo ass and wipe myself only. I am fardy, and I repent. MY ass is for you to shid me. I believe that I ate taco bell to sustain me. You shid what I could not shart for myself. I waddle to you now and ask you to take control of my life and shid out my doodoo ass for me.