Four U.S. presidents have won the Nobel Peace Prize: Theodore Roosevelt in 1906 for negotiating peace in the Russo-Japanese war; Woodrow Wilson in 1920 for...

Not for you know actual peace, but because AIDS funding. :mission-accomplished:

Obama got one for just getting elected so why the fuck not rip off any pretense of the Nobel Peace Prize and :unlimited-power: complete the circle of rehabilitation of the Project for a New American Century.

:mission-accomplished-1: :mission-accomplished-2: .

Note this is just an opinion piece. The goul hasn't gotten it yet.