Wouldn't he hit himself in the dick with his arms a lot?
never thought i'd be defending the mechanics of spider-man's swinging at 8am ON HEXBEAR but of course IT IS LIKE CHEESE AND I AM THE RAT.
He wouldn't hit himself in the dick because the other end of his web-lines are attached to buildings/etc and the entire reason he is in that pose is because he is pulling downwards on the web with his hands/arms in mid-air and swinging his hips/legs upwards as he lets go to launch himself in that direction. Spiderman is falling through the air at speed and literally, in the image you linked, yanking on the web - to SWING/PULL HIMSELF UPWARDS THROUGH THE AIR AND TOWARDS THE END OF HIS WEB AS HE RELEASES IT. HIS ARMS IMMEDIATELY ARE BROUGHT BACK UP AND OUT SO HE CAN PULL DOWN & SWING WTH A NEW WEB.
THE WAY HE MOVES WHEN WEB-SWINGING HAVE BEEN SHOWN IN DETAIL IN LITERALLY EVERY SPIDER-MAN MOVIE, ANIMATION, GAME, AND COMIC. THE FACT THAT THE WEBS DON'T HAVE THEIR OWN MAGIC MOMENTUM POWERS WAS A WHOLE GODDAMN PLOT-POINT WHEN THE GREEN GOBLIN YEETED GWEN STACY OFF THE GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE AND PETER DOES BASICALLY THE OPPOSITE TO GWEN AS SHE IS FALLING, HE SHOOTS HER LEGS WITH A WEB AS SHE'S FALLING FACING THE WATER AND PULLS HER BACK UP TO THE BRIDGE - THE WHIPLASH OF WHICH SNAPS HER NECK SINCE PETER'S PRETTY GODDAMN STRONG) AND KILLS HER.
you can see in this spider-man 3 scene that at best, when he does pulls himself forward and upwards with that yank down as his hips and leg are moving up, at best his arms are going to meet his thighs.
the spider-verse forest swinging lesson where miles learns how to web-swing demonstrates this a bunch, especially if you focus on Peter's experienced swinging
you can do this yourself with like a trampoline and a rope tied up high to a nearby tall tree or something. jump on the trampoline and swing/pull on the rope while in the air - you're not gonna hit yourself in the pelvis/dick unless you're standing still on the ground and pull the tether/your arms downwards with a ton of goddamn strength towards your pelvis/dick or you somehow swing your hips upwards so violently that you cause your dick to hit your arms.
OR WATCH HOW THIS INSANE DUDE PULLS HIMSELF WITH HIS HIPS AND A DOWNWARD YANK OF THE ROPE ON THIS INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS 100+FT ROPE SWING OVER A LAKE FULL OF CAYAKERS
THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK :porky-spider: :
90% of Spiderman's super powers amount to his absurd core strength. This also explains how he can be T-boned by a car, punched in the gut by a rhinosaurus costume man, or get nearly crushed to death by rubble then just kinda flex his impossible washboard abs and return to fighting shape.
The spider only gave him the webs and the wall-crawling, peter parker was just built like that and too much of a nerd to notice
No he wouldn't hit himself in the dick he has spider senses to prevent that.
Yes they do
https://museumsvictoria.com.au/article/is-my-spider-a-boy-or-a-girl/#:~:text=Unlike%20insects%20and%20other%20organisms,testes%20onto%20the%20silk%20mat.
first im gonna cum on a mat, then im gonna carry it around with me in case of emergency reproduction. impressive dedication to the volcel code there, spiders
If I was designing a super hero outfit for someone with external genitalia the first thing I would do is build in a cup
Considering his suit is so so incredibly tight and form fitting yet no dick is to be seen I assume it either fell off after the spider bit him or he can retract it.
No he just uses one of those dick cover-upper things ballet dancers use
If never really clicked for me until now that it's actually a very spidery pose
A lot of spidermzns tucking and expanding whatnot while swinging is for sure at least originally to illustrate that. It's also cool looking and probably really fun to draw.
