Link -
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MLORxIl73Mc&feature=youtu.be
They wouldn't shut up about it back when they were dabbing over the top of the wreckage. I guess now that we're working our way through an ugly, expensive winter its not so much fun to talk about.
from the youtube comments:
China: "We ought to thoroughly investigate the NORM pipeline sabotage."
USA: "LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE! ITS A CHINESE SPY BALLOON!"
World: "its just a weather balloon!"
USA: "LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! ANOTHER CHINESE SPY BALLOON!"
World: "its just a hobbyist balloon!"
USA: "LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! ANOTHER CHINESE SPY BALLOON!"
World: "WILL YOU EFFING STOP BALLOON! THAT LAST ONE YOU SHOT DOWN IS AN AMERICAN WEATHER BALLOON!"
:sicko-wholesome:
20 years from now they'll admit it was of course the US, but we don't do that sort of thing anymore
The major news outlets will write "China accuses US of Sabotaging Nordstream Pipeline in New Report". It will not actually link to the report and the articles about it will gain no traction on social media. Like the rest of the blatant lies of the US government, we will simply pretend nothing happened.
the new york times will not tell them about the smoking gun , so its "misinformation and your a troll , fuck you ... blocked you ".
“Lol nice try Russian bot, extra rubles for you”
:reddit-logo:
:soypoint-1: :soypoint-2:
That didn't happen but if it did we didn't do it but if we did it it wasn't a bad thing etc.
"that smoking gun was actually planted by russia in my luggage"
You love to see it
Guy accused of murder: I want a thorough investigation. With international observers. Let's really get to the bottom of this
Prosecutor, nervously tugging at tie: Uhh... uhh... no, no, we don't need to investigate. It's not a big deal. Maybe we'll just change "Homicide" to "Suicide" on the death certificate.
