How fo I find out who it was amd kill them
have to feel them out by dropping "that's a goood..xyz" in conversations small enough to keep a read on every possible suspect
Do they definitely know it was you? Did anyone see you exit?years ago a bumbling guy in an office I worked at took a shit in an out of order toilet. sign on the stall and handle. He was in there when the facilities staff who everybody saw every day showed up to fix it. It's locked from inside so the guys like wtf is somebody in there wtf r u doing? like wtf are you doing? guy panicked and flushed until it overflowed. That one's impossible to live down.
I've narrowed it down to three people, one who's a casual in a different businesss unit and not in most days so they wouldn't know me. I've got a recognisable voice so the other possible two would know. That being said, I did stay in the cubicle staring at a cobweb in the corner until they'd left. Then I waited another two minutes after washing my hands, then returned to my desk with a coffee from the opposite direction to the toilet to make it look as though I was coming from the kitchenette. I wasn't sighted. I'm considering disguising by putting on a husky voice and saying I've got the flu (plus, husky voice is hot). I'm gunna eat my vegemite sandwich at the common table today rather than eating it outside, and see if it comes up as 'goss' during the usual office chit chat.
i hope they hold you forever in disgust. you should've said "real incredible farting hours" instead. shame!
as long as it was a good fart I don't see the issue. but if it was a mediocre fart you will have to kill them
They didn't hear the fart (door opened after it was done, maybe they heard through the door but unlikely) they just heard me praising myself. It waa a good toot though, so maybe I don't have to end them
