Redmutineer75 [he/him] to chapotraphouse • edit-21 year agoWhat's a minor conspiracy theory you and/or someone you know believes?message-squaremessage-square103 fedilinkarrow-up160file-text
arrow-up160message-squareWhat's a minor conspiracy theory you and/or someone you know believes?Redmutineer75 [he/him] to chapotraphouse • edit-21 year agomessage-square103 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]hexbear48·edit-21 year agoThe man we know as Tony Hawk is a CIA plant, tasked with making skateboarding cool with teenagers. Said teenagers injure themselves skateboarding, requiring prescriptions of opioid painkillers, thereby boosting sales for decades to come. The real Tony Hawk died in 1982. link
minus-squareAzarova [they/them]hexbear32·1 year agoAll the "hey, you look like tony hawk" stories he has are actually people catching on that something isn't quite right :stress: link
minus-squarechris_pringle [he/him]hexbear14·1 year agoin a different direction, skateboarding was invented to keep teenagers from doing drugs because too many white kids were getting arrested link
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]hexbear12·1 year agoWhat are you talking about? Skateboarding is a federal offense link
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]hexbear5·1 year agoYeah, instead they break into places to potentially injure themselves. Smart move link
minus-squareRION [she/her]hexbear8·edit-21 year agoThat's the red herring, he's actually in the pocket Qunol and big turmeric link
minus-squarelaziestflagellant [they/them]hexbear5·1 year agoBut how does this connect to Tony Hawk Pro Skater (the game) and Tommy T*llarico 🤔 link
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]hexbear6·1 year agoIt doesn't. The CIA knew better than to get Tommy involved because he would never shut up about it. The CIA definitely faked the 900 tho. Think about it: do you know any skaters who can pull it off? link
minus-squareRedcuban1959 [any]hexbear7·1 year ago"Yeah, i work... I worked with the CIA... AND MY MOM IS REALLY PROUD OF IT!" link
The man we know as Tony Hawk is a CIA plant, tasked with making skateboarding cool with teenagers. Said teenagers injure themselves skateboarding, requiring prescriptions of opioid painkillers, thereby boosting sales for decades to come.
The real Tony Hawk died in 1982.
All the "hey, you look like tony hawk" stories he has are actually people catching on that something isn't quite right :stress:
:kelly: Tony FauxHawk
in a different direction, skateboarding was invented to keep teenagers from doing drugs because too many white kids were getting arrested
What are you talking about? Skateboarding is a federal offense
Yeah, instead they break into places to potentially injure themselves. Smart move
That's the red herring, he's actually in the pocket Qunol and big turmeric
But how does this connect to Tony Hawk Pro Skater (the game) and Tommy T*llarico 🤔
It doesn't. The CIA knew better than to get Tommy involved because he would never shut up about it.
The CIA definitely faked the 900 tho. Think about it: do you know any skaters who can pull it off?
"Yeah, i work... I worked with the CIA... AND MY MOM IS REALLY PROUD OF IT!"