Chinese trade offer

:trade-offer:

I receive: your critical support at the UN

You receive: a brand new train, port, hospitals, anything you need, really

French trade offer

:macron:

I receive: all your minerals, all your ores, all your oil, all your labor, all your water

You receive: French special forces killing villagers, forced language, a currency that depends on ours, and a condemnation against Chinese imperialism