And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held: And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?

And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb: For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind. And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.

[olestra joke here]

I think making a consistent bun shape would basically entail pressing raw chicken nugget paste into a mold, cooking it, then dunking it batter and frying it. It would probably need added grain to make it stick together too.

If they didn't do that then I can't imagine it would have consistent shape or hotdog-bun qualities, and in fact would probably be something like two small pieces of fried chicken joined with breading, with a hotdog sticking way the fuck out to either side. Like the original double down was awful, it was two tiny pieces of chicken and a strip of bacon, so it was basically just two small chicken sandwiches without any bread. I'm imagining this as basically that, except it's awkwardly sitting to either side of a comparatively larger (but still normal size) hotdog, one of the shitty ones with faux cheese product injected into it.