This is the new POC Gravel Cargo helmet. It will sell like hotcakes, I guarantee it.

It has a fucking velcro patch to stick on patches on the other side. It's fucking stupid, you have a bicycle, strap shit to your bicycle instead of your head. You know why soldiers do this? Because they don't have anywhere else to put it. You do.

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    The velcro is so you can remove your Metal Gear Solid FOX unit patch so the EMT doesn't think you're a dork to maintain opsec in the case of an emergency evac.