not this again

  • plinky [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Shoplifting is jobs program:

    1. porky has to spend money on loss prevention, instead of just setting cash aflame on a yacht

    2. has to buy means of safekeeping, providing jobs in metal-box and lock producing businesses

    3. feeds dozens of auteurs in crime reportage business

    • bubbalu [they/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Don't forget increased metal box production also keeps miners and foundry workers employed!