not this again

  • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Weird how Target, home of a corporate-state forensics team, infamous for bootlicking and being attached to the cops at the hip, whose stores are frequently ground zero for new and unprecedented dystopian loss prevention techniques, is the victim of abnormal theft. That's weird isn't it? THAT'S WEIRD HUH

    • MaoistLandlord [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Getting a 6 figure job as a target private forensics investigator and spending 8 hours “enhancing” CCTV footage but clicking the magnifying button

      • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Fast forwarding through 4 hours of footage to try and find the guy that took a TV straight to his car with a shopping cart and finally find him

        But he has a covid mask :frothingfash:

    • FloridaBoi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      No retail establishment is safe from theft! :sicko-yes: