How do we convince them all to commit mass suicide? They hate living obviously and only exist to make everyone else’s lives worse by being such sour ass crybabies all the time.
Maybe we hand out tissue packs at trump rallies with anthrax on the tissues? There’s gotta be a way. These people fucking suck ass.
Encourage them to keep drinking Pepsi and sweet iced tea? Both do a great job of decreasing life expectancy.