Put socks on.
Become your father.
Then your journey to the dork side will be complete.
Mosquitos get my dad through his clothes though. Socks are no protection against the mosquito menace! :kitty-cri-screm:
Every single nurse I've interacted with in a healthcare setting has been wearing crocs; there must be a reason. More than one I'm sure - I imagine they're easy to wash and disinfect but more than that, nurses work all day upright, rarely sitting. Those things must be comfortable.
So while they're ugly as fuck, they seem to have their uses.
They're one of those things that gets maligned because of their popularity with lazy slobs, but the comfort and functionality can not be denied. The Snuggie and cargo shorts are other examples. While they are all too ugly for me to be caught wearing in public, I sure as fuck will enjoy them in private.
love too combine the worst aspects of sandals and shoes and also they're hideous
I have some Crocs ballet flats that are amazing, so of course they stopped making them. Unlike the ballet flats they're making these days that look very plastic, the ones I have are textured so they look like suede. They're incredibly comfortable, waterproof, cute, classic, PERFECT. I bought them in brown and immediately wished I had black too, but couldn't find them. I was at an outlet mall and they had TONS. I am a dummy though because I only bought one pair in black and I should have bought backup pairs in every color because they're perfect but they're wearing out :powercry-2:
Completely serious I know somebody that had this happen to them and their feet looked like they had some kind of pox
There's a hell area around here with actual mosquito swarms, every bit of exposed skin gets bitten. You gotta totally cover up to go out there, and those are hot days when they're swarming too.
