Wait that's what it looks like? It's so shit! If your entire thing is "Hey come stay in a castle" at least make the damn thing look like a castle. It just looks like a normal modern ass building with turrets glued to it. It looks like something made in France in, like, the period in between castles being useful and castles being a status symbol where the engineers hadn't figured out regular modern mansions yet.
When I was a child, there was a kids clothing store called Children's Castle. It had turrets and looked kinda like a castle! So cool! Then I got just a little bit older and realized the turrets were just cosmetic and it was just a typical strip mall store with some nonsense going on at the top of the facade. Very disappointing. Anyway, the guy who built this apparently has the brain of a 5 year old, because this is basically the same thing, but an apartment building.
Stately quarters or royal mess? Polarizing Grand Castle embodies developer’s dream for luxury living
Wait that's what it looks like? It's so shit! If your entire thing is "Hey come stay in a castle" at least make the damn thing look like a castle. It just looks like a normal modern ass building with turrets glued to it. It looks like something made in France in, like, the period in between castles being useful and castles being a status symbol where the engineers hadn't figured out regular modern mansions yet.
When I was a child, there was a kids clothing store called Children's Castle. It had turrets and looked kinda like a castle! So cool! Then I got just a little bit older and realized the turrets were just cosmetic and it was just a typical strip mall store with some nonsense going on at the top of the facade. Very disappointing. Anyway, the guy who built this apparently has the brain of a 5 year old, because this is basically the same thing, but an apartment building.