Ultimately pointless but funny, definitely one for the brunch gals to laugh about.
This is the absolute limit of protest the lib regime can allow
They keep yelling about how at least americans don't get arrested for criticizing the government, then they never do anything with the supposed freedom
For a liberal, the tools of dissent can all be found at a Michael's.
In the near future - the #NewResistance travels to Washington DC for a peaceful protest against President-elect DeSantis. It's being held outside of his hotel: "You'll never take away our arts and crafts! You'll never take away our arts and crafts! You'll never take away our arts and crafts! You'll never take away our arts and craf —" gunfire begins to ring out. The DC police and others are soon firing a cacophony of bullets into the mass of protestors.
DeSantis has been on standing on the roof of a building across the street. He is using binoculars. Next to him lying prone is a sniper who has been firing. He is part of ProjectPunisher. He is wearing identifying baseball cap and patch. Everybody wants those. But so far they are only available to team leaders. He says "Again, sir - You are visible and I ask that you take cover."
"They need to see me. And they can't reach this distance with knitting needle. How many causalities so far do you figure?"
"Approximately 50 - I'd say."
"Tell them that's enough. Wait. One more. I need a headshot and double tap. I want you to personally take out that woman in the pink hat. She looks like Rachel Maddow." A few seconds later: bang.. bang. He puts down the binocs to take a sip from his coffee mug with its 'Ron DePunisher' text and matching logo. He looks out at DC, smiles broadly, and says "It's a great day."
Soon inside the White House Biden and his team are huddled in the Underground Bunker Sit Room. The mood is grim. They expected something like this but they thought the President-elect would at least have the decency to wait until after his inauguration.
President Biden says "Was that Rachel? Did she get shot? Is she dead?"
The buzz of the room goes silent as they wait for the aide with the phone to his ear. Finally he says "I see. I understand." He hangs up and to the tension-filled room he says "It's just been confirmed that Pink Hat was not Rachel Maddow."
The president is trying to have steely resolve but he looks like an old person who fell down and can't get up. "Thank god for small mercies. What a fucking day," he says.
Hidden? Its full fractal of multiple fascists. Perfect gift for those sorts :michael-laugh:
How about instead of some stupid symbolic victories over DeSantis, we get some real victories?
It would be funny of he weren't already more or less an out and proud fascist.
If antifa got this close to him he'd be dead, but libs and fascists are the bestest of friends, even making handicrafts for each other.
