I'm working on it. I may or may not get bored in ten minutes. We'll see.
(Update: It's an hour later, and I did, in fact, get bored in less than three minutes. WELL, SHIT.)
Thank you! I'm a scientist and one of my fields of research is tobacco control, so this is very cool. I wonder how the USSR would approach e-cigarettes for smoking cessation if it were still around today; China is the world leader in e-cigarette manufacturing though they have not to the best of my knowledge implemented any public health campaigns to get smokers to switch. The Chinese e-cigarette industry was recently rolled into China State Tobacco so we'll see.
For reference, Yandex has a OCR translator that is pretty good. It gives "Smoked..." and "Dropped it!" as the translations for this. Literally just plugged the hexbear URL into the filename box when it asks for an upload.
https://translate.yandex.com/ocr
cant find an original source with reverse search, but its sometimes posted with (1983)