update to https://hexbear.net/post/256110, I find myself a collateral beneficiary of the money cannon they shoot at banks sometimes. I'm gonna move it all to a high-yield savings account and chill for a couple days, this was a very stressful weekend. Glad I didn't lose my shirt, uncomfortable that salvation came in the form of FDIC announcement and not by vindicating my thoughts on USDC and the market. Profit less than I predicted because my math was wrong (not accounting for initial haircut to open the position), and also because I exited at $0.995 instead of $1.

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