Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] to electoralism • edit-22 years ago'Tiger King’ announces 2024 presidential bidexternal-linkmessage-square21 fedilinkarrow-up141file-text
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minus-squareAryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]hexbear5·2 years ago New rule, the president can only be elected from people already in prison, and after their term they return to prison for life. I've always advocated for throwing politicians into a wood chipper after their term is up but this sounds more humane. link
minus-squareClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]hexbear3·2 years agoOoh! I have an idea, you know how they always build a “presidential library”? Those libraries should have a cell built in them with a 1 way mirror so tourists can watch them link
minus-squareAryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]hexbear2·2 years agoCould set up a concession booth so children could put the president's favorite snacks through a slot. link
minus-squareClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]hexbear2·2 years agoThe entire room has a trapdoor floor and for charity events it functions as a dunk tank link
I've always advocated for throwing politicians into a wood chipper after their term is up but this sounds more humane.
Ooh! I have an idea, you know how they always build a “presidential library”? Those libraries should have a cell built in them with a 1 way mirror so tourists can watch them
Could set up a concession booth so children could put the president's favorite snacks through a slot.
The entire room has a trapdoor floor and for charity events it functions as a dunk tank