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Stretching that already creaking 15 into a wobbling 16 or even 17 minutes of fame!
2024 lineup:
Tiger King
vs
Kaye West
vs
Jon Stewart
vs
Hillary Clinton
vs
Donald Trump
vs
Pete Buttigieg
Extremely critical support
This is honestly the only option funnier than Trump getting a 2nd term
Just imagine how pissed off boomer libs would be that he's our first openly gay president instead of mayo Pete
yeah fuck it why not
Joe if you want you can use that as your campaign slogan
So put aside that I am gay, that I am in prison for now, that I used drugs in the past, that I had more then one boyfriend at once and that Carole hates my guts. This all has not a thing to do with me being able to be your voice.
That’s a list of things that make him more qualified to be president than any previous president. This man knows the real American experience.
New rule, the president can only be elected from people already in prison, and after their term they return to prison for life.
New rule, the president can only be elected from people already in prison, and after their term they return to prison for life.
I've always advocated for throwing politicians into a wood chipper after their term is up but this sounds more humane.
Ooh! I have an idea, you know how they always build a “presidential library”? Those libraries should have a cell built in them with a 1 way mirror so tourists can watch them
Could set up a concession booth so children could put the president's favorite snacks through a slot.
The entire room has a trapdoor floor and for charity events it functions as a dunk tank
I thought he has terminal cancer? If he makes it to 2024 he's got my vote.
A president Joe everyone can get behind. Crowds will be chanting "Lock her up!" but this time they'll be talking about Carol Baskins.
