But the employer that listed the job can't even fucking spell or format the job ad properly.

  • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I fucking hate when basic ass jobs require experience.

    All the bars and restaurants in my area say "experience essential". MOTHERFUCKER WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET EXPERIENCE, NOBODY WILL HIRE US FOR THE FIRST TIME.

    And then they complain about "nobody wants to work anymore." God I fucking hate capitalists

  • a_fanonist_hexagon [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This serves a filtering function to make sure they hire someone with lots of technical skills and no respect for themselves or their work.

    Edit: Omfg it's my cake day, time to make a new name

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    On the bright side if they can't write an ad they probably won't be able to tell you lied on your resume

  • MaoistLandlord [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Love reading job listing that’s a giant run on sentence because HR didn’t bother checking to see if it’s a list before submitting

  • Teekeeus
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    7 days ago

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  • VapeNoir [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I remember looking at a listing for a warehouse job, then at the bottom it said:

    IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SEO IS DON'T APPLY

  • Juice [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Say you worked for circuit city, then say you worked at twitter. Just lie