Your body is safely hidden away. Regardless of what happens, you will wake up the next day and nobody will wonder where your original body was at the time.

I would take over Bill Gates. Using the good will he still has from the public, I would lean into being a good guy so hard that I sign away all of his wealth, shares, houses, and land over to whatever number of leftist organizations or local communities that could respond to Gates when he's back to normal and wants his shit back.

I'd then organize a press conference where I would make a vague, but damning confession about the connection to :epstein: . I'd read off the names on the flight logs and tell the people in no uncertain terms that everything is true.

I'll order some expensive ass food too because when else would I get the chance.