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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Basically every 'wholesome' Nintendo game ever

    Marios a monarchist

    So is Link

    Pokemon is about cock fighting

    Everything I love is a lie :kitty-cri:

    Even non-Nintendo games I like are questionable.

    Monster Hunter is about beating the shit out of wildlife.

    Mass Effect is about being Space CIA and choosing between lib and slightly less racist lib

    Undertale is lib as fuck and sees you forgiving a cop (Undine), and monarchs and a psychopath (Asgore, Asriel and Toriel) if you want the best ending

    I guess Dark Souls and Portal aren't problematic as far as I remember... right?

    RIGHT?!

    • Des [she/her, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      dark souls makes a good metaphor for late stage capitalism and communism, especially if you see the age of dark as communism/socialism. also it's heritage is from berserk which is directly inspired by micheal moorcock who is an ancom so that's cool.

      portal doesn't have good things to say about megacorps and little else so i think it's good. plenty of anti-capitalist messaging peppered throughout, even if no solution is offered.

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      • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        I just want to be a cute fairy boi that explores dungeons and bombs dodongos Miyamoto pls take out the fash crap and make a game about forest pixies :kitty-cri-screm:

      • AHopeOnceMore [he/him]B
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        2 years ago

        The reason for the repetition is they think new stories might disrupt the cash cow so they just keep telling the same one every 2-4 years.

        And that story is all about how a long-nosed brown person is always the great evil to be overcome by blue-eyed blonde saviors.

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          • AHopeOnceMore [he/him]B
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            2 years ago

            lol but Nintendo basically made Ocarina of Time like 5 different ways already.

            I wonder if by "innovate" they really mean, "make it earn as much money as zelda".

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    • ivygroup [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Pokemon is about cock fighting

      Pit fighting. Like Micheal Vick did with all those dogs. You can do it with people, too. That's how UFC got started.