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If I can't do shots, I don't want to be part of your revolution. A revolution without shots is not a revolution worth having.
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Duuuuude, how long have we had a Tank Girl emoji, that is fucking awesome
is a "woo girl" not someone who's into like astrology and witchcraft? bc that's what i assumed but the description strongly implies otherwise
that...huh. yeah, okay, i guess. feels pretty on the nose but why not?
i think the equivalent colloquial term hereabouts is party girl
Pretty sure it's a How I Met Your Mother joke from almost 20 years ago.
I'm actually not sure whether it originates from there, just wanted to make people who watched HIMYM when it was on air feel old.
That's where I know it from, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was coined prior.
Wrecker feds infiltrating the site to PSYOP us into a new definition of woo girl. PMC soyjacks :soypoint-1: keep pwning us and we're powerless to stop it. :girls-rock: :soypoint-2: (a woo girl!)
nah it's hen do champaign and having in a good time in pubs while cheering
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. - But in the meantime, rest well and dream of loud women.
woo girls also know how to cook good hangover food though (order breakfast burritos)
source: it’s me, im the sloppy drunk chick
You don't have to convince me. I married a woo girl and she cooks like a boss.
The cheer of the revolution will be a chorus of drunken women shouting “Woo” and yeah that’ll be great actually.
I'm close friends with my ex who is a woo girl and now I've learned something new about myself.
borderline/alcoholic women that love being loud, regardless of age, I will ride with them to the gates of hell.
As a woo boy entering into this thread already drunk: :wtf-am-i-reading:
I'm not even gonna read all of this because the text is kinda blurry
I don't understand why you would want to date a sloppy drunk, man or woman straight or gay, but to each their own.
Probably get involved in a drunk shoving match or fist fight once a week.
Edit:. For clarification, I wasnt talking about op or anybody in particular I just know alcoholism well and In my case I got into bar fights constantly when I was drinking very heavy, I have nothing against alcoholics. I just wouldn't date an active alcoholic personally because i have before and it was a dark period in my life.
Edit:Date who you love and want to be with. Active Alcoholism is not something I could probably deal with myself though
this shit is so stupid dude, stop being so judgy you sound like those tiktok kids that get mad at sex scenes in movies. just all high and mighty online judging how other people spend time.
"socialists" calling for prohibition is such a brainwormed position
casually just insinuating people are fucking abusers. how is this even sort of ok?
Edit: was responding to this message without the context of the edited message, the discourse is now over
No everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world.
The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I always wear a dirty ushanka , do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper.
In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten.
Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. Orthodox Marxism requires that true communists purge opportunists whenever they appear. Opportunism is anyone who disagrees with me, drinks fluoride, or owns a smart phone.
My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home. My fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist.
There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I was inside the T34 when it was shipped to Wisconsin and I am the reason the junkyard is abandoned.
I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism).
My sole source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol.
I invented the bat’leth while debating Gene Rodenberry on the dialectical materialism of Posadism. This was, of course, before I was unjustly fired from the production crew of Star Trek for declaring a protracted people’s war against RKO Pictures and setting William Shatner on fire. I continue this liberatory struggle to this day by shipping mail bombs to the Paramount studio lot hidden within packages disguised as edible arrangements addressed to “Gary ‘D. B.’ Cooper”.
I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. I was briefly contained within Fort Detrick, but cured my long covid with smallpox spores after escaping and returning home.
William F Buckley and I wrote hate mail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together.
The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor.
Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls.
When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.
You’re putting words into people’s mouths lmao. Who’s calling for prohibition? Absolute :brainworms:
They seem to think of you drink you automatically become an abuser. Think for two seconds about what that kind of language leads to
OP is literally swooning for alcoholics not people who “just” drink alcohol. Not all alcoholics and all that, but you don’t make the greatest of judgements when you’re abusing it.
So they are having fun in a way you disagree with thus making it OK to say they hit their partners.
Ok 👍
Wasn't talking about OP dude. Was talking about alcoholism in general. Often leads to bar fights or it did in my case.
I used to call steel reserve a fight in every can
I didn't see your edit until after we got into it.
Just make things more clear and less accusatory when talking about it. It's valid to throw your experiences into the conversation, but they aren't everyones.
Yes. Absolutely. That’s exactly what I meant. Thank you for finally understanding my post
Jesus Christ talk about bad faith. Im leaving the thread man. Best of luck to you.
I never said that asshole, he literally said alcoholics/borderline alcoholics
Exactly? I'm like what the fuck? I never called for prohibition.
You called the OP abusive, it's the same rhetoric that prohibitionists use
Never said he was abusive. What in the fuck are you talking about?
hitting your partner is abusive. hope that helps
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I never said they hit there partner and I wasn't talking about OP himself, I was talking about alcoholism in general often leads to domestic violence or bar fights.
Why are you being so bad faith about my post?
Probably get involved in a drunk shoving match or fist fight once a week
This you?
Not referring to OP specifically. Come on man. Almost a day old
I don't even watch TikTok, it's for children. So I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm not 'high and mighty dude'. I'm an alcoholic in recovery myself, forgive me for not wanting to date another alcoholic. I've had that experience before and it was a terrible period in my life.
Never called for prohibition either, people can drink all they want. And they can date who they want, forgive me for having my preference as to not want to date an alcoholic who is actively abusing alcohol
Fuck off, you don't know a damn about me.
You just out of fucking nowhere accused someone of being an abuser and then you turn around and say I'm the one making assumptions
Who did I say was an abuser? Nobody. He wasnt talking about anyone in particular Einstein, and I referred to nobody in particular.
I really wish we had an ignore function. I hope you have your best life man. Can't say I'll be too excited about running into you on hexbear in the future.
have you considered tho that because they are a recovering alcoholic it’s okay to say that OP hits women when they drink
I don’t understand why you would want to date a sloppy drunk, man or woman straight or gay, but to each their own.
Because their drunkenness and ability to not have a stick up their ass about random people or situations is humanizing.
I’m a timid guy, I really like outwardly confident women.
You do you man, I came off kind of like a dick earlier because I tried to tell you who to date and be interested in.
I couldn't do it because I'm in recovery myself and it would be triggering watching someone else get drunk. If you aren't an alcoholic yourself, I could see dealing with someone who loves drinking might be fun in a way.
Oh no offense taken and my post is supposed to be humorous. I hope you all the best in your recovery, i don’t mean to glorify alcoholism.
I don't hate anyone who drinks and i came off a little harsh. Im in recovery myself. I just choose not to put myself around the alcoholic lifestyle. As I said in my initial post, to each his own.
regardless of the whole shitshow in the comments it's funny to blame a pattern of drunkenly fighting on the alcohol and not the raging demon lurking in your subconscious mind
It's not regardless of the comment thread, you're addressing me specifically because you're upset about my take.
You just had to slide your own rude little dog turd in there two days later eh? Really probably one of the shittiest things that's been said to me on this site.
That's fine.
i'm genuinely not upset and i genuinely did laugh about it, i'm sorry about saying a shitty thing but it is a weird way to describe what happened
