InevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • edit-22 years agoYou have to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive to own one of these cars.imagemessage-square47 fedilinkarrow-up1106file-text
arrow-up1106imageYou have to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive to own one of these cars.InevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • edit-22 years agomessage-square47 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]hexbear39·2 years agoNew variant of the Trolley Problem just dropped: Your Bazingamobile is about to hit a child and you can disengage Autopilot to avoid hitting the child, but doing so will increase your monthly insurance premium by $30. link
minus-squaresovietknuckles [they/them]hexbear29·edit-22 years agoI'll do the responsible thing and assume the child has crosswalk insurance, this will sort itself out link
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]hexbear30·2 years agoThat kid violated the NAP by initiating violence against the bumper of my Tesla. link
minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]hexbear8·2 years agoPlot twist: your Bazingamobile (TM) will disengage Autopilot anyway approximately 10 milliseconds before impact. Remember, kids: you can't spell "vehicular manslaughter" without "vehicular man's laughter" :my-hero: link
New variant of the Trolley Problem just dropped:
Your Bazingamobile is about to hit a child and you can disengage Autopilot to avoid hitting the child, but doing so will increase your monthly insurance premium by $30.
I'll do the responsible thing and assume the child has crosswalk insurance, this will sort itself out
That kid violated the NAP by initiating violence against the bumper of my Tesla.
Plot twist: your Bazingamobile (TM) will disengage Autopilot anyway approximately 10 milliseconds before impact.
Remember, kids: you can't spell "vehicular manslaughter" without "vehicular man's laughter" :my-hero: