We should tell Gamers™ that all the non-woke games are inside this mysterious tunnel:
At Barbara Pit Games, we sell more than just a game, we sell an immersive and all-encompassing experience. We invite all those who are tired of the Woke Mind-Virus to experience the thrills of The Pit™️"yes, the protagonist is a burly white dude who is very angry, and his love interest is a conventionally attractive white woman with triple D boobs and a low cut top. Now hurry up and jump into the mineshaft so you can experience it"
I imagine the fact that she is a woman and also delves into gender and sexuality studies also pleases the rightoids.
She's been infected with the woke mind virus that makes white people treat black people as humans.
The worst part about all of this is having to see an Ubisoft game being talked about everywhere
