congressbaseballfan [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • edit-22 years agoNew pedo religion just droppedRemoved by modimagemessage-square19 fedilinkarrow-up143
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minus-squarethisismyrealname [he/him]hexbear26·2 years agocharitably that means baptizing children, a practice of the famously not-pedophilic catholic church link
minus-squarecongressbaseballfan [she/her]hexagonhexbear21·2 years agoLol that’s the worst part. Baptist freaks think Catholicism isn’t a religion. Partly because of infant baptism. And this dweeb thinks he’s edgy lmao link
minus-squareElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear13·2 years agoMormons took that shit to the next level, they baptize the dead link
minus-squareJamesConeZone [they/them]hexbear9·2 years agoThey're so real for that It's also why they are so into genealogy and own most of the major platforms. We're all getting baptized as Mormons when we're dead folks link
minus-squarealcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]hexbear6·2 years agoDon't worry, the church of satan balances it out by posthumously arranging gay marriages between the dead. link
minus-squareAzarova [they/them]hexbear5·2 years agoThat's the Satantic Temple. The Church of Satan is run by weirdo libertarians, so I've heard. link
minus-squareJamesConeZone [they/them]hexbear11·2 years agoHe's a fucking ghoul, but he's also a presbyterian and they baptize babies. paedobaptism is an unfortunate name but a completely normal belief and terminology to use to talk about it link
minus-squareGreenTeaRedFlag [any]hexbear4·2 years agoPaedo is completely correct in so many instances, it's like the name Adolf always sounding bad. link
charitably that means baptizing children, a practice of the famously not-pedophilic catholic church
Lol that’s the worst part. Baptist freaks think Catholicism isn’t a religion. Partly because of infant baptism. And this dweeb thinks he’s edgy lmao
Mormons took that shit to the next level, they baptize the dead
They're so real for that
It's also why they are so into genealogy and own most of the major platforms. We're all getting baptized as Mormons when we're dead folks
Don't worry, the church of satan balances it out by posthumously arranging gay marriages between the dead.
That's the Satantic Temple. The Church of Satan is run by weirdo libertarians, so I've heard.
He's a fucking ghoul, but he's also a presbyterian and they baptize babies. paedobaptism is an unfortunate name but a completely normal belief and terminology to use to talk about it
Paedo is completely correct in so many instances, it's like the name Adolf always sounding bad.