i've seen 6 haz clips out of morbid curiosity. they're all embarassing
he rants angrily about how he had to go down the elevator to get uber eats in his apartment building
he debates a woman and argues with her about how many "holes" women have below the waist
he gets completely jokerfied and rants about how DSA vegan soyboys will be made to do farm work with their pink soft hands and eat meat after the revolution
a white supremacist calls him a m*ngoloid. He proceeds to adopt this as a badge of honor and brags that he can be way more racist than the white supremacist, and proceeds to explain how he is a proud mongol, and mongols created all of human civilization, and angloids created nothing (ok this was kinda funny, but still embarassing)
he says you need heidigger (need i say more)
he says we already live under socialism (need i say more)
We do have some responsibility for him bc was a poster here before he got minorly famous
Damn I didn't know this. The whole site needs a warning now "This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here."
a white supremacist calls him a m*ngoloid. He proceeds to adopt this as a badge of honor and brags that he can be way more racist than the white supremacist, and proceeds to explain how he is a proud mongol, and mongols created all of human civilization, and angloids created nothing (ok this was kinda funny, but still embarassing)
You missed his wyld take, that Baristas aren't actually working class, and furthermore service workers in general aren't. Because they don't work the means of production :funny-clown-hammer:
this was such an offensive bastardization of Marx; bastardizing Marx in a way acceptable to first world "socialist" LARPers is the only thing haz is good at. but it could literally be brushed off by bringing up the LTV. baristas turn inedible coffee beans and milk and turn them into a delicious, energizing drink. all service workers add value by taking the mass of commodities produced by industrial workers and distributing them to individuals (a very necessary role in industrialized society). but haz and his lot dont care, they just aim to obfuscate Marxism and make it unpalatable to those who would otherwise adopt it.
i've seen 6 haz clips out of morbid curiosity. they're all embarassing
he rants angrily about how he had to go down the elevator to get uber eats in his apartment building
he debates a woman and argues with her about how many "holes" women have below the waist
he gets completely jokerfied and rants about how DSA vegan soyboys will be made to do farm work with their pink soft hands and eat meat after the revolution
a white supremacist calls him a m*ngoloid. He proceeds to adopt this as a badge of honor and brags that he can be way more racist than the white supremacist, and proceeds to explain how he is a proud mongol, and mongols created all of human civilization, and angloids created nothing (ok this was kinda funny, but still embarassing)
he says you need heidigger (need i say more)
he says we already live under socialism (need i say more)
I'm getting tired of Haz posts he needs the vaush treatment :funny-clown-hammer: No Haz Posting
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Damn I didn't know this. The whole site needs a warning now "This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here."
That one is honestly hilarious. She's so chill with him and he just keeps saying dumber things.
that was so fucking funny
I dont like Haz but that was comedy gold.
I’m convinced he’s like Jordan Peterson. He plays up the ridiculousness of his statements to get attention while fully believing in them
I AM A MONG*LOID THAT IS WHAT I AM
THE MONGOLS HAVE CREATED CIVILIZATIONS
You missed his wyld take, that Baristas aren't actually working class, and furthermore service workers in general aren't. Because they don't work the means of production :funny-clown-hammer:
this was such an offensive bastardization of Marx; bastardizing Marx in a way acceptable to first world "socialist" LARPers is the only thing haz is good at. but it could literally be brushed off by bringing up the LTV. baristas turn inedible coffee beans and milk and turn them into a delicious, energizing drink. all service workers add value by taking the mass of commodities produced by industrial workers and distributing them to individuals (a very necessary role in industrialized society). but haz and his lot dont care, they just aim to obfuscate Marxism and make it unpalatable to those who would otherwise adopt it.
Socialism with fox news uncle characteristics
he says you need heidigger
(need i say more)
:an-tifa: :avalanche: :anti-shinra-action:
“Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table”
Haz is a proud clod, confirmed
damn can't he just google it, ffs the number of holes is 1917
is there a "best of haz" collection? Or a Rubinclips but for Haz?
From your post it sounds like you could make one, and it wouldn't feel out of place next to a "best of filthy frank" video.
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