Yesterday it happend again, i fell for a prank post suggesting Kissinger died at 99. I felt a brief moment of euphoria and realized, i should grab a celebratory drink. However when i googled further it quickly turned out i fell for a ruse. This wasn't the first time either. However, i learned from this moment that i should be prepared and stock up on a special bottle of liquor for this special occasion. Anyone has any good suggestions for what drink i should get when Kissinger finally gets it? Also, how will y'all be celebrating once it actually happens? Besides the countless🦀rave posts ofcourse.
You'll want to drink something incredibly potent to numb the feeling of rage and horror as newspapers and commentators write countless fawning and sickening hagiographies.
Really looking forward to the Bert stevens take.