Yesterday it happend again, i fell for a prank post suggesting Kissinger died at 99. I felt a brief moment of euphoria and realized, i should grab a celebratory drink. However when i googled further it quickly turned out i fell for a ruse. This wasn't the first time either. However, i learned from this moment that i should be prepared and stock up on a special bottle of liquor for this special occasion. Anyone has any good suggestions for what drink i should get when Kissinger finally gets it? Also, how will y'all be celebrating once it actually happens? Besides the countless🦀rave posts ofcourse.
You'll want to drink something incredibly potent to numb the feeling of rage and horror as newspapers and commentators write countless fawning and sickening hagiographies.
I will celebrate only when everything he "built" is destroyed. Otherwise, he won. He not only lived more than deserved, he lived way more than average, and he lived it good. He didn't catch dementia, nor even Parkinson. He lived his retirement watching the US as the sole world hegemon, his life's work came true.
He won.
So I hope he lives long enough to watch the US empire be eradicated. I want him to be completely lucid when some Nebraskan raider-warlord sends a nuke to some other part of the nowadays US controlled by an enemy raider-gang. I want him to watch on Live TV how all USian refugees are flooding every country, causing tremendous distress, while open war between dozens of fractions of the US armed forces is levelling city after city. I want him to starve to death because every nurse left the improvised retirement home he was at in fears of the war front approaching whatever compound he managed to scape to.
I have a video prepared just for that day that I'll post on hexbear. It'll probably be lost in the surge of posts but I digress.
I can't really say I have much of a hatred for him that isn't just larping though. He's a scumbag who deserves the hottest pit of hell but I'm a dumb millennial who wasn't alive when he was doing shit. As much as I hate the guy, I just don't have the same visceral hatred for him that I wish I could have.
I won't. There's nothing to celebrate about a ghoul that lived a very long comfortable life and will never face the consequences of his actions
I promised RedPixel that i would start reading theory when he dies lol
Probably head up to Jupiter for a holiday, see the moons, maybe go ice skating on Europa.
According to Star Trek Picard Season 2 we'll be sending manned missions to Europa next year.
I propose we shutdown the site permanently to celebrate the death of kissenger when it happens
maybe change it to a site that only hosts a gif of a dancing crab
people being like 'i wont celebrate cuz he got what he wanted'
bitch idc, I'ma throw a party. if he got what he wanted, then it doesnt matter if you celebrate or not, so why not bring some joy to your life.
the main thing I'm gonna do is laminate a pic of him and install it into my toilet so everyone can just piss right on that old fuck.
I might have my roommate make up a specialty cocktail, idk. Haven't thought too much about it beyond that.
I am a salty bitch and can't wait til that mfer is dead.
probably get some camping supplies for the grave pissing line
