Yesterday it happend again, i fell for a prank post suggesting Kissinger died at 99. I felt a brief moment of euphoria and realized, i should grab a celebratory drink. However when i googled further it quickly turned out i fell for a ruse. This wasn't the first time either. However, i learned from this moment that i should be prepared and stock up on a special bottle of liquor for this special occasion. Anyone has any good suggestions for what drink i should get when Kissinger finally gets it? Also, how will y'all be celebrating once it actually happens? Besides the countless🦀rave posts ofcourse.
I will celebrate only when everything he "built" is destroyed. Otherwise, he won. He not only lived more than deserved, he lived way more than average, and he lived it good. He didn't catch dementia, nor even Parkinson. He lived his retirement watching the US as the sole world hegemon, his life's work came true.
He won.
So I hope he lives long enough to watch the US empire be eradicated. I want him to be completely lucid when some Nebraskan raider-warlord sends a nuke to some other part of the nowadays US controlled by an enemy raider-gang. I want him to watch on Live TV how all USian refugees are flooding every country, causing tremendous distress, while open war between dozens of fractions of the US armed forces is levelling city after city. I want him to starve to death because every nurse left the improvised retirement home he was at in fears of the war front approaching whatever compound he managed to scape to.