Yesterday it happend again, i fell for a prank post suggesting Kissinger died at 99. I felt a brief moment of euphoria and realized, i should grab a celebratory drink. However when i googled further it quickly turned out i fell for a ruse. This wasn't the first time either. However, i learned from this moment that i should be prepared and stock up on a special bottle of liquor for this special occasion. Anyone has any good suggestions for what drink i should get when Kissinger finally gets it? Also, how will y'all be celebrating once it actually happens? Besides the countless🦀rave posts ofcourse.
people being like 'i wont celebrate cuz he got what he wanted'
bitch idc, I'ma throw a party. if he got what he wanted, then it doesnt matter if you celebrate or not, so why not bring some joy to your life.
the main thing I'm gonna do is laminate a pic of him and install it into my toilet so everyone can just piss right on that old fuck.
I might have my roommate make up a specialty cocktail, idk. Haven't thought too much about it beyond that.
I am a salty bitch and can't wait til that mfer is dead.