When you were partying, I studied my own genitals. When you were having premarital sex, I memorized every wrinkle and follicle. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated the art of picking out my genitals among hundreds of others. And now that the world is on fire and slightly more relaxed gender norms are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
When you were partying, I studied my own genitals. When you were having premarital sex, I memorized every wrinkle and follicle. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated the art of picking out my genitals among hundreds of others. And now that the world is on fire and slightly more relaxed gender norms are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.