Mine's an old :freeze-gamer: whopper.

The chud, that is unfortunately in my extended family, played Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind when it was still a new game and was a recent hit. He said that he liked the game but wished it was less ethnic and tried less hard to be multicultural and preachy.

He had a lot of mods in the game. :awooga: harem mods mostly. But he also had a bunch of severed Argonian heads as well as other ethnics that offended him on display in his modded harem throne room.

As you might have guessed, he had absolutely no issue with Skyrim except how ethnic and feminist some of the characters were, and had mods to "correct" that. And another harem that he proudly announced to offline dinner guests that didn't ask. :kombucha-disgust:

Oh yeah and he had to tell anyone that didn't ask and didn't care that of course he murdered Paarthurnax because he "was so sick and tired of that PC shit where dragons talked and were nice instead of stupid and evil like they should be." :frothingfash:

  • Dimmer06 [he/him,comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    The thought of someone having a harem of Morrowind NPCs is quite funny to me. They're barely human shaped, made of polygons, and have like 10 pixels to them. How do you get off to that?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      1 year ago

      Back then, he found a way.

      And in Skyrim, he again found a way, up to and including his oh so brave and subversive feminism-destroying "every feeemale in the game is naked at all times!" declaration to dinner company. :awooga:

      He's married and has daughters. :agony-4horsemen: