I've posted a few of these before lmao. Some are from my own brother.
-Cocomelon is Chinese mind control in order to install communism through inflicted ADHD and short attention spans.
-MSG is a Chinese plot in order to fatten all Americans and debilitate them to make a land invasion easier.
-Epstein was at Trump's party because Trump lured him into a trap but the plan was compromised. Turns out they were playing a dangerous cat and mouse game for a long time. Trump won but now he faces the New York Times. (This was explained to me in about a minute flat)
-CW: Mysogyny/Body Shaming
spoiler
Older Women have wider hips and love handles because they dont have the mental capacity to workout correctly. They need a man to squeeze the fat away???????????
-One of my brothers got chewed out by his girlfriend for not wiping his ass. He's a bigot of all flavors. I'm starting to think he's being the meme idk yet. The walls are thin please send aid.
-Soft men and gays are into astrology due to the feminine celestial alignments being only visible to those with low testosterone levels.
-My dad was into Art Bell in the 90s /2000s. I remember one day as a kid he was very very excited that there was a sound recording machine that was able to travel time and record Jesus dying on the cross. I learned the F slur that day because he got angry that the gays were happy Jesus died.
-My dad also gets irrationally angry that he cant walk down the street locking arms/shoulders(Like a half hug) with his brother anymore without being called gay. He's used this anecote for most of his life when we argue. Starting to think this actually happened to him :(
-Squatters deserve the electric chair (this person has never owned property and never will)
-My mother has a glint in her eyes when I talk about marxist ideas and random socialism shit. If I use any of those words explicitly she says I'm carrying water for The Cabal.
I've posted a few of these before lmao. Some are from my own brother.
-Cocomelon is Chinese mind control in order to install communism through inflicted ADHD and short attention spans.
-MSG is a Chinese plot in order to fatten all Americans and debilitate them to make a land invasion easier.
-Epstein was at Trump's party because Trump lured him into a trap but the plan was compromised. Turns out they were playing a dangerous cat and mouse game for a long time. Trump won but now he faces the New York Times. (This was explained to me in about a minute flat)
-CW: Mysogyny/Body Shaming
spoiler
Older Women have wider hips and love handles because they dont have the mental capacity to workout correctly. They need a man to squeeze the fat away???????????
-One of my brothers got chewed out by his girlfriend for not wiping his ass. He's a bigot of all flavors. I'm starting to think he's being the meme idk yet. The walls are thin please send aid.
-Soft men and gays are into astrology due to the feminine celestial alignments being only visible to those with low testosterone levels.
-My dad was into Art Bell in the 90s /2000s. I remember one day as a kid he was very very excited that there was a sound recording machine that was able to travel time and record Jesus dying on the cross. I learned the F slur that day because he got angry that the gays were happy Jesus died.
-My dad also gets irrationally angry that he cant walk down the street locking arms/shoulders(Like a half hug) with his brother anymore without being called gay. He's used this anecote for most of his life when we argue. Starting to think this actually happened to him :(
-Squatters deserve the electric chair (this person has never owned property and never will)
-My mother has a glint in her eyes when I talk about marxist ideas and random socialism shit. If I use any of those words explicitly she says I'm carrying water for The Cabal.
Is there a lot of lead in the water where you’re from?
florida is an open air fryer where the sun hits different
the brainworms get cooked in their own special way
I wasn't able to handle family like yours. I just left and no longer speak to them.