Mine's an old :freeze-gamer: whopper.

The chud, that is unfortunately in my extended family, played Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind when it was still a new game and was a recent hit. He said that he liked the game but wished it was less ethnic and tried less hard to be multicultural and preachy.

He had a lot of mods in the game. :awooga: harem mods mostly. But he also had a bunch of severed Argonian heads as well as other ethnics that offended him on display in his modded harem throne room.

As you might have guessed, he had absolutely no issue with Skyrim except how ethnic and feminist some of the characters were, and had mods to "correct" that. And another harem that he proudly announced to offline dinner guests that didn't ask. :kombucha-disgust:

Oh yeah and he had to tell anyone that didn't ask and didn't care that of course he murdered Paarthurnax because he "was so sick and tired of that PC shit where dragons talked and were nice instead of stupid and evil like they should be." :frothingfash:

  • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    I've posted a few of these before lmao. Some are from my own brother.

    -Cocomelon is Chinese mind control in order to install communism through inflicted ADHD and short attention spans.

    -MSG is a Chinese plot in order to fatten all Americans and debilitate them to make a land invasion easier.

    -Epstein was at Trump's party because Trump lured him into a trap but the plan was compromised. Turns out they were playing a dangerous cat and mouse game for a long time. Trump won but now he faces the New York Times. (This was explained to me in about a minute flat)

    -CW: Mysogyny/Body Shaming

    spoiler

    Older Women have wider hips and love handles because they dont have the mental capacity to workout correctly. They need a man to squeeze the fat away???????????

    -One of my brothers got chewed out by his girlfriend for not wiping his ass. He's a bigot of all flavors. I'm starting to think he's being the meme idk yet. The walls are thin please send aid.

    -Soft men and gays are into astrology due to the feminine celestial alignments being only visible to those with low testosterone levels.

    -My dad was into Art Bell in the 90s /2000s. I remember one day as a kid he was very very excited that there was a sound recording machine that was able to travel time and record Jesus dying on the cross. I learned the F slur that day because he got angry that the gays were happy Jesus died.

    -My dad also gets irrationally angry that he cant walk down the street locking arms/shoulders(Like a half hug) with his brother anymore without being called gay. He's used this anecote for most of his life when we argue. Starting to think this actually happened to him :(

    -Squatters deserve the electric chair (this person has never owned property and never will)

    -My mother has a glint in her eyes when I talk about marxist ideas and random socialism shit. If I use any of those words explicitly she says I'm carrying water for The Cabal.