“Japan secretly won WWII and is running the United States out of a bunch of secret bases within the National Parks Service. There are Samurai controlled radio towers in Yellowstone, Alcatraz is their home base!”
this sounds like a cool alt-history comic book....
The year is A.D. 199x. Protagonist (me, obviously) riding a ww2 motorcycle with an shiba-inu wearing a helmet and goggles in a sidecar. We're drifting around a gravel bend, ripping down a forest service cut through a conservation area near Mark Twain National Forest, deep in the Ozarks. I am completely winding out the throttle as a fire tower 200 yards behind me explodes.
"Another Kempeitai outpost down. Who is the Shirobuta now, Satō-kun?"
The dog barks in agreement, tongue flapping in the wind.
Can I PLEASE be featured as a bit part in this story? Maybe like giving out missions or something? A corgi trying to work a pointer on a military map with stumpy lil paws sounds like a funny gag.
I'm picturing a corgi in an old bucket helmet with two stars on it, the straps undone working an old ham radio and making X's with a pencil in the mouth on a map, laid out on a short table at the nexus in some elaborate tunnel network that seems to have pop-up access hatches literally everywhere.
this sounds like a cool alt-history comic book....
Can I PLEASE be featured as a bit part in this story? Maybe like giving out missions or something? A corgi trying to work a pointer on a military map with stumpy lil paws sounds like a funny gag.
I'm picturing a corgi in an old bucket helmet with two stars on it, the straps undone working an old ham radio and making X's with a pencil in the mouth on a map, laid out on a short table at the nexus in some elaborate tunnel network that seems to have pop-up access hatches literally everywhere.
Yes please this is adorable