Mine's an old :freeze-gamer: whopper.

The chud, that is unfortunately in my extended family, played Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind when it was still a new game and was a recent hit. He said that he liked the game but wished it was less ethnic and tried less hard to be multicultural and preachy.

He had a lot of mods in the game. :awooga: harem mods mostly. But he also had a bunch of severed Argonian heads as well as other ethnics that offended him on display in his modded harem throne room.

As you might have guessed, he had absolutely no issue with Skyrim except how ethnic and feminist some of the characters were, and had mods to "correct" that. And another harem that he proudly announced to offline dinner guests that didn't ask. :kombucha-disgust:

Oh yeah and he had to tell anyone that didn't ask and didn't care that of course he murdered Paarthurnax because he "was so sick and tired of that PC shit where dragons talked and were nice instead of stupid and evil like they should be." :frothingfash:

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    “Japan secretly won WWII and is running the United States out of a bunch of secret bases within the National Parks Service. There are Samurai controlled radio towers in Yellowstone, Alcatraz is their home base!”

    this sounds like a cool alt-history comic book....

    The year is A.D. 199x. Protagonist (me, obviously) riding a ww2 motorcycle with an shiba-inu wearing a helmet and goggles in a sidecar. We're drifting around a gravel bend, ripping down a forest service cut through a conservation area near Mark Twain National Forest, deep in the Ozarks. I am completely winding out the throttle as a fire tower 200 yards behind me explodes.

    "Another Kempeitai outpost down. Who is the Shirobuta now, Satō-kun?"

    The dog barks in agreement, tongue flapping in the wind.

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
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      1 year ago

      Can I PLEASE be featured as a bit part in this story? Maybe like giving out missions or something? A corgi trying to work a pointer on a military map with stumpy lil paws sounds like a funny gag.

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        I'm picturing a corgi in an old bucket helmet with two stars on it, the straps undone working an old ham radio and making X's with a pencil in the mouth on a map, laid out on a short table at the nexus in some elaborate tunnel network that seems to have pop-up access hatches literally everywhere.