MUKBANG (Watching my significant other slowly lose all respect and attraction for me they once had) [GONE WRONG]
Cyrano de Bergerac retelling but it's me hiring an escort to be my wing and they tragically fall in love with whoever i'm trying to date
I guess there are unspeakably hot Irish ladies who like weirdos with a YouTube channel out there. There's hope for all, I suppose.
It's been at least 5 years since I've seen or heard from either. Ifnit matters I would probably have told the difference if I had listened again to make sure. For some reason every long term relationship nice had has been 2nd Gen from the boat Irish or Scottish people.
Imagining Erik from Comment Etiquette's bit where he filmed dozens of short clips of himself over the years so he occasionally talks to himself from the past, but it's some random actress.