• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    imagine dressing up like cap'n crunch, the mustache and all, entering a navy recruiter office by swinging on a line over the roof, crashing through the big front strip mall window, and going absolutely ballistic. yelling commands at the top of your lungs, swinging a saber wildly, firing a blunderbuss, and actually stomping the shit out of anyone who wants it like some scene out of Master & Commander.