I sometimes imagine Kelly doing a Bob Ross narration while drawing his comics. "Let's give this happy little guy a fork. He's really enjoying that acorn."
Oh, have I got good news for you
The Chinese Threat (CW: racist caricature)
imagine dressing up like cap'n crunch, the mustache and all, entering a navy recruiter office by swinging on a line over the roof, crashing through the big front strip mall window, and going absolutely ballistic. yelling commands at the top of your lungs, swinging a saber wildly, firing a blunderbuss, and actually stomping the shit out of anyone who wants it like some scene out of Master & Commander.
Having a PTSD episode in which you remember being captured and locked up in a tiger cage by the Soggies
What will you fill your storage bunkers with? :soviet-hmm:
this might be the first Kelly I've seen and not immediately understood. is this what boomers feel like.
:wtf-am-i-reading: what the fuck is the captain crunch bunker referencing what the fuck
It's kind of making a (satirical of course) "naturalistic" argument for whities hoarding the surplus. I think the cap'n crunch thing is an ancillary culture war reference that, tbh, I don't get either.
E) It's because Quaker is no longer actively marketing the cereal lol
