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blight [any] to badposting • 6 months ago

not that it’s a long time, but if i ask you to read this title and you then do indeed read it, i will have successfully wasted like two seconds of your life, that you will never get back

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not that it’s a long time, but if i ask you to read this title and you then do indeed read it, i will have successfully wasted like two seconds of your life, that you will never get back

blight [any] to badposting • 6 months ago
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  • Rx_Hawk [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    maddened

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  • notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz
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    6 months ago

    I'm taking revenge by making you read this comment.

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    • blight [any]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      my post was longer which i wasted more of your time than you wasted of mine hahaha

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  • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
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    6 months ago

    Jokes on you, I have reading issues so I took 5 seconds to read

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    • blight [any]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      same tbh yea

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  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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    6 months ago

    jokes on you i'm reading this at work, I'M WASTING COMPANY TIME sicko-spin

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  • PointAndClique [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    countdown

    60s my friend

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  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    Show

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  1. Do not post good posts.
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get better worse material bozo

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