I don't know how the kids break their volcel pledge these days

we don't

i'm pretty sure that right now that list is way too long to actually be useful. if anything this is the best possible time

doing the exact opposite. dragging myself away from Small Computer In Bed to instead sit up on the big computer. for my health.

periods will get you asking shit like why is the great final battle between heaven and hell happening between my uterus and my fucking spine. like you two shouldn't even know each other you work in completely separate departments. how can you possibly have this much beef

idk i just feel like I shouldn't be getting caught in the crossfire of this conflict. war crimes type biology

whether its a real party that can get anywhere, i have no idea, but he is at least saying that he's trying to do it and the braying freaks in his comment sections are all over it. its the pinned post on his twitter rn

here's the manifesto

yes, because that is from his manifesto lmao. the entire thing is like that

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yeah genuinely - i feel like associating vodka with my mother/family events much more strongly than Cool Fun Parties definitely helped dull the lustre of going wild when i turned 18, and "underage" drinking made sure i knew my limits by the time i went out into the world on my own. its good for the soul and that's why the average amerikkkan is Like That 😔🙏

i open youtube to watch something specific and then it shows me dog so i click

but the upside is that the youtube algorithm sucks so i only watch like 2 dog videos before it starts showing me insufferable shit and i get back to the things i actually care about. genuinely so glad i don't have tiktok because i feel like tiktok would only give me good dog content and i'd be fucked.

i don't rate much about this country but the ability to have the odd drink at when you're 8 is certainly one upside. having to wait til 21 is mad.

things are kind of bad for me rn comrades so i haven't been around or keeping up with the world, but i'm glad you're all still here and shitposting. its nice to know there are sane people keeping an eye on things and writing critical analysis of shit, no matter how much i have to detatch

but thats stealing jobs from hardworking youtube letsplayers and ttrpg shows

i was honestly so surpised when we were originally talking about what pronouns to add, i very hesitantly suggested a neopronoun even though i was awkward and nervous and scared of stepping on trans peoples' toes, and the only responce i got was "cool. done 👍"... like, you're not going to make me justify that? or explain my whole deal? or even ask what that is???? wild. based hexbear

i genuinely cannot imagine how boring you have to be for "bisexual dominatrix" to be a bad thing. god i miss my evil wife

never. when people only hire (white) domestic americans, they're hiring the best person who interveiwed for the job and that person just happnened to be white. but when one of The Wokes hires a person of colour or immigrant, they're doing it for woke points and cheating some hardworking (white) american out of the job they "deserve".

what is true at any given moment depends on what comfirms chud biases.

eh, they update things often enough that it doesn't get stale to me and i was never actually much good anyway, so its not like i see endgame content enough to get tired of it. tbh i'm a little disquieted by how much things have changed in the past 2/3 expansions that i missed, but i get that thats just me being a boomer.

having played wow (sometimes obsessively) for 15 fucking years from launch when i was 6 years old, azeroth just feels like home to me. its a comfort and anxiety thing i guess. i hear the stormwind or teldrassil ambient music and i could fucking cry. i have no idea whether its a healthy coping mechanism, but being able to go to azeroth (nice, i know whats going on, people like me) after a day of real life (terrifying and depressing) is what got me through school and my home situation. a video game thats designed so that people can comfortably spend 12 hours a day in it doesn't necessarily have to be good, it just has to be better than the alternative of dealing with real life. very comfort blanket vibes ig, and i probably should have outgrown it. after covid isolation i thought i had outgrown it but evidently not

unironically yes. its comforting to be able to log on to a world i understand after each day of staying with family and having to endure the loud, non-optional festive bullshit. i just also know that i probably shouldn't be giving activision money and i should go outside or something instead of being a terminal G*mer again

we don't even live in Britain

jesus christ. even in this hell country () i genuinely don't know a single person who watches that shit, but abroad? thats unfathomable levels of cucked