same. can't believe i'm older than all the Real Posters. absolute madness

broke: any superman film ever made

bespoke: this new superman film that has crypto in the trailer

IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU TELL ME YOUR OPINIONS ON STEVEN UNIVERSE DISCOURSE

no literally i don't need to worry about being libscolded on fucking hexbear of all places 😭 are we allowed to talk about how isn'trael doesn't have the right to defend itself? do we have to like ukraine now? do we still support the drpk ? can we assume people know what an ML is? can i throw their car batteries into the sea?

the androgenous feeling of digging the one dish you need out of the sink and scrubbing it but leaving everything else in the sink (don't worry my roommate shouldn't care hE MADE ALL THE FUCKING MESS )

whoever is responsible for bringing a horde of bluesky people here pls help, ii'm scared. i don't think i can post hard enough to radicalise all these innocents

the fact that he probably didn't shoot the guy

big Kill Yourself Challenge to everyone at my bullshit email job bragging about their investments into weapon companies

thanks for the free wine. i hope you choke on your celebratory champagne

if mine isn't safe then it's certainly running a long con given that i installed it at least 4 years ago (hence why i'm so loath to mess with it). unfortunately that means i don't have the actual file anymore. i just got it off of reddit i think, generally i trust open source software that i can find a few hundred people chatting about (like newpipe, vanced etc). i believe it was xmanager, and that definitely seems to be the popular one rn - it looks like its the r/piracy choice and it has its own subreddit. personally i'd be okay with that, but i fully understand if you're more cautious lol

does anyone know how to access spotify wrapped when you're using the adless apk version? like i'd rather not try fixing something that isn't broke but also i want the slop 🥺 when i go on the actual webversion it just tells me to let its evil tentacles into my phone/pc or fuck off. capitalism delenda est

YOU look funny

it was child neglect to let him put his face on the internet in the first place. it was fucking insane exploitation and child labour to let it go further than that

this is the way people react to fanfiction/erotica/etc. its very funny

You're a thief who doesn't steal from poor people

given that this war didn't start as an existential threat for ukraine in the slightest, it's very interesting how determined people are to make it one

isn'trael: we are the real native citizens of palestine, we're the real middle easterners, this is our land!!!

also isn'tael: *plays in the europa league and competes in eurovision because they can't play nicely with their neighbours and will only hang out with other colonisers*

i'm using VLC player right now, i'm sure there's more efficient ways, but i already had it for other stuff and it always remembers where you paused, even after you've moved on to other files. i literally just drag and drop mp4 files into my sd card and VLC has always been able to find them automatically

Oh, cool! I hope I'm in it!

i watched the 2020 primaries like a particularly bloody spectator sport on the sub, and then 4 years later i'm trapped here by my reliance on our iconic selection of emotes.

like who the fuck could ever possibly need so many weird, hyper-specific, and self referential emotes? me, apparently, since i find myself missing them when i'm on any other site/discord/whatever

when were you when hexbear dies?

i was sat in badposting eating coffee flavor doritos when pjotr ring

‘chacha is kill’

‘lol. lmao even’