Waking up? Inertia. Takes five alarms.

Getting up from bed? Inertia. Takes half an hour.

Making the bed? Inertia. 2 days out of 7.

And on and on it goes.

How do I become one of them “up and at em” types? A real go getter bucko?

  • Wertheimer [any]
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    2 years ago

    Very nice.

    It sounds like you might also subscribe to my theory that every item of clothing you own, beyond what you’re currently wearing, exists exclusively for the purpose of postponing laundry day.

    • Changeling [it/its]
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      2 years ago

      This all follows me actually getting invested in my clothing for the first time in my life. So I have a bunch of stuff that delays laundry day. And then I have a couple cute little outfits

    • SaniFlush [any, any]
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      2 years ago

      You mean I'm not supposed to cycle through somewhere between three and five pairs of pants like a cartoon character with the same clothes every episode?