I don't want to be like the typical fake white liberal apologist, but I did some digging in my family tree and unfortunately it appears my great great great great grand father through my maternal line had enslaved about 10 people.
Bums me out and makes feel sick to my stomach.
That's what the afterlife is for, comrade. Rest assured Ammut has likely taken care of that for you already.
Struggling to get that heart-size down to the weight of a feather.
That's a chump move. When I die, I'm gonna be buried with the biggest, heaviest feather I can find :think-about-it:
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If you want to get all metaphorical, sure. But I'm getting a ventricular resection just to play it safe.